Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Pinstripe Women

Playing for the Yankees has its obvious benefits, one of the most obvious ones being your immediate increase of sex appeal to the ladies.

While A-Rod would clearly much rather be doing this than Kate Hudson, most other Yankees players put their fame and status to excellent use.

We've all heard about Derek Jeter's expoits (it's actually sickening), but many of the other Bombers are pulling in some nice ace as well.

DJ has also been linked to Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly of late.

The new acquisitions are just what you expect. Burnett's wife looks like a skank and C.C.'s wife looks like she's fun and loving just like the big poppa CC is.

But that begs the question: what are you doing Tex?

I love Jorge to death, but for a guy who looks half-tortoise and half-human his wife is also pretty damn fine. Laura Posada, by the way, is now subject of a new show on E! about baseball wives.

Melky hangs with the likes of porn star and former candidate for governor of California Marey Carey, while even ex-Yank Giambi had a decent looking wife. Speaking of Giambi, it just doesn't get any better than this.

Damon's new wife is also semi-attractive, considering he might be the most awkward guy ever.

What really says something are the exploits of the two Yankee young guns, Phil Hughes and Joba Chamberlain. Joba's girlfriend is definitely looking good, while it just gets me pumped to see these guys hanging out.

By the way, for funny updates and random news stuff about athletes I definitely recommend checking out terezowens.com.

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