If this list was made four years ago, former Southern Call stud, Matt Leinart, would undoubtedly be #1. However, the tide has slightly shifted for Matt because he is not the starting NFL QB stud that he envisioned himself to be. His former backup at USC, Matt Cassel (who didn't even play a down at USC), recently got a multi-million dollar contract and is a starter for an NFL franchise. Unfortunately for Matt, Kurt Warner will not die due to his intensely egregious faith in God, so Matt has been riding the bench for quite some time. However, this is not to say that Leinart still doesn't retain some freshness.
Matt slayed 83% of the USC population his senior year (true), while his only academic concern was Ballet-Dance class. Out of college, he was hoping to be in a big city to continue his sexual prowess, but instead was shoved into Phoenix. Matt has been reaping the benefits, however, as the University of Arizona girls make constant trips over to his 445 Hundley Drive located an astonishing 50 minutes from the stadium. Matt will get his chance to be a starter one day, and after he gets his multi-mill, he might be an unstoppable force in whatever county he lands in.
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