Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Top 10 Most Eligible Bachelors in Sports - #8 - Dwight Howard


Dwight Howard is #8 on the Most Eligible Bachelors List. Dwight is a gargantuan man, standing tall at nearly 7 feet (6'11). However, is incredible hulk size is deemed acceptable by most ladies, considering its vital to his success in the N.B.A., and the fact that it means his junk is inversely proportional to Mr. Mackey's. Dwight went straight to the N.B.A. out of college, which is a good thing from a girls standpoint because he's probably at their lower level than most guys intellectually.

Howard is only 23 and has an $80 million contract, as well as the nickname "Superman." He has been to the NBA Finals and was the starting center of the U.S.A. team that won the Gold Medal in the Olympics. Factor this in with the fact that he has a great smile, a great sense of humor, and is a devoted Christian (which is a big turn-on for most girls). Ladies are going to have to wear some large high heels to not look like a midget next to him; however, I think he has enough things going for him that ladies will deal with his massiveness. Dwight Howard: successful, strong, young, good-looking, funny, #8 on Sports Most Eligible Bachelors.